Brak: I'm Brak and this is my show. Let's start it off with the Braktonics... And the Brakettes!

Brakettes: Stomp your hands, clap your feet,
Brak's layin' down that tiger beat.

Brak: I know this song is a really cool song, hey!
A song I just can't wait to sing, hey!
I'm not sure if it's a song, hey!
But I'm singin' it now, so maybe it is, hey!
Here's a part with a lotta drums, hey!
[drum solo]

Brak:
And some saxophone!

Brak: And Wally Gator!

Wally: Wait a minute, oh-ho-ho-ho, oh-ho, ah, hiya.

Brak: Here's a part I just made up.
Old MacDonald had a farm, an' somethin' on a farm!

Zorak: This isn't a song, you idiot, hey!

Brak: Then why you singin' it, Zorak, huh?

Zorak: I just can't control myself, hey!

Brak: Maybe it's 'cause it's a really cool song, hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Both:
Garbanzo!